Housing Listing Describes An Absolutely Disastrous Abode

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mattstaff
Feb 28, 2021 11:00 AM EST

Just when we thought we'd seen it all, we come across a listing for a "home" that looks anything but hospitable to its residents. We can only imagine what kind of gauntlet the realtor tasked with trying to sell this place has had to run. Like, what about this place, literally anything at all, would inspire a human being to put the offer down? I guess it could be a wonderfully difficult project if you wanted to try and flip it? The monstrous abode clearly needs some tender loving care. 

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    Property - By Philippa Main with FUTURE HOME REALTY INC O 1/33 Virtual tour Pending For Sale Veterans: $0 Down VA Loans (Get Quote!) Be Ready to Buy. How Much Can You Borrow? $69,000 E $233/mo 2 bed 1.5 bath 826 sqft 0.45 acre lot 37913 Avoca Ave, Zephyrhills, FL, 33541
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    Sky - O 6/ 33
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    Property - 13 / 33
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    Fixture - 19 /33
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    Bathtub - O 30 / 33
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    Font - Here it is, literally the worst house on the street! The Seller has done the hard work of cleaning up the almost half-acre property (it only took 7 dumpsters!), so now is your chance to take it from here. Have you ever watched HGTV and thought, I could do that! ? If so, pack up your tape measure and start Googling how to identify a load-bearing wall because it's time to put your money where your mouth is! The roof leaks, the floor creaks, and there's a terrible draft, but this 3 bed, 1.5
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    Font - rest here on your way to the safe zone vibes). And whether you like to turn up the heat or keep it cool, it won't matter here because there is no HVAC system. Oh and don't forget about the brick chimney that perfectly epitomizes how we all feel after 2020 - about to collapse and going nowhere (literally, there is no fireplace inside the house). What else can be say about this one-of-a-kind opportunity? It's not in a flood zone and will be conveyed with clear title! But we don't have a sur
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